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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 44 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5612 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4263 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3429 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3162 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $697,691 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2051 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | system! | +3.88 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | EXTEND | +2.11 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | 3cK0 | +1.83 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | Jinqs | +0.94 | 73 | 43 |
| #5 | stef | +0.13 | 38 | 39 |





