








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 916 | 22% |
| Smokes | 998 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1170 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,902 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ramPage | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | nosey | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | grapEcrusH | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | WIZARD NED | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grapEcrusH | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | nosey | 154 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | ramPage | 141 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | WIZARD NED | 128 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | GeriatricGamingGod | 62 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nosey | +2.89 | 71 | 77 |
| #2 | GeriatricGamingGod | +2.32 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | WIZARD NED | +1.25 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | timmy- | +1.24 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | ramPage | +1.06 | 78 | 68 |





