








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 872 | 34% |
| Smokes | 625 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 650 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 384 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,112 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | Genghis Karsten | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Mike | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | GømsGaming | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | FoxY | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Genghis Karsten | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Mike | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | GømsGaming | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | FoxY | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | Brinkerne | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinkerne | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike | 55 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lord | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | GømsGaming | 23 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | FoxY | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Genghis Karsten | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinkerne | +2.36 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | Lord | +2.25 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | FoxY | +1.26 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Mike | +1.02 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | Genghis Karsten | +0.92 | 59 | 62 |





