








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2516 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1440 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2277 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,594 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fischi*PeterPanLove<3 | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | scheibe | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | luke | 55% | 135 |
| #4 | r4Nd | 51% | 102 |
| #5 | fuchur | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fischi*PeterPanLove<3 | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | scheibe | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | luke | 55% | 135 |
| #4 | r4Nd | 51% | 102 |
| #5 | fuchur | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | r4Nd | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | scheibe | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | 611 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | r4Nd | 576 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #3 | scheibe | 180 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | fuchur | 104 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fischi*PeterPanLove<3 | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | +3.20 | 64 | 75 |
| #2 | fuchur | +2.74 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | scheibe | +1.50 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | r4Nd | +0.14 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | ott-der-gott | -1.29 | 65 | 61 |





