








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2236 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1957 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1883 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1581 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,239 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | DeaXter | 50% | 22 |
| #12 | vOIDERN | 50% | 26 |
| #13 | VolHa_ | 47% | 36 |
| #14 | Rednas | 46% | 41 |
| #15 | Delta | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karlsenn | 493 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | ☢JB | 357 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | arakondia | 255 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rednas | 198 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | GalbaZeek🤏 | 157 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karlsenn | +3.22 | 61 | 70 |
| #2 | Rednas | +2.11 | 87 | 68 |
| #3 | Delta | +1.61 | 80 | 46 |
| #4 | The StewmakeR | +1.10 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | ☢JB | +0.89 | 72 | 81 |





