








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9967 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2766 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5973 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6686 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,957,689 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | TIMMAH ♿ | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | Dasko | 48% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | TIMMAH ♿ | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | Dasko | 48% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasko | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Ric Flair Drip | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | TIMMAH ♿ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasko | 905 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | TIMMAH ♿ | 274 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ric Flair Drip | 250 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ric Flair Drip | +3.55 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | TIMMAH ♿ | +1.14 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Dasko | +0.73 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Waitingkill H20 | +0.43 | 65 | 63 |





