








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1098 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1221 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1391 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1181 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,433 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ma0 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | MillMill | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | David W | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | SyotoS | 47% | 120 |
| #5 | TicKz #Silverspray | 46% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JIRU | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | TicKz #Silverspray | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ma0 | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | MillMill | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | SyotoS | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MillMill | +2.67 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | ma0 | +2.14 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | JIRU | +1.97 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | TicKz #Silverspray | +1.62 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | David W | +1.33 | 76 | 60 |





