








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2332 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2473 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2424 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2266 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,420 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | УНГУРУ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Anders | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | BNANAS | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ekkodrid | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Lord Helmchen | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mbhs69 | 165 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lubo Janski | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | ekkodrid | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anders | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | BNANAS | 39 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anders | +3.96 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | BNANAS | +2.56 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | mbhs69 | +1.76 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | Khani | +0.77 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | УНГУРУ | +0.74 | 75 | 63 |





