








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1476 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1578 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,992 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOLOOOOOOOOO | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | y4nnisss | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | h3xtechh_hh | 65% | 49 |
| #4 | hqx_x | 64% | 78 |
| #5 | nadinaRoy | 61% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Dawny (ง’̀-‘́)ง | 59% | 46 |
| #10 | vincinho | 58% | 53 |
| #11 | TEKO | 57% | 54 |
| #12 | Styff | 53% | 19 |
| #13 | flex | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nadinaRoy | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | TEKO | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Naisu 나이스 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | LOLOOOOOOOOO | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | latessmax | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hqx_x | 291 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dawny (ง’̀-‘́)ง | 199 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | h3xtechh_hh | 194 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | nadinaRoy | 189 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | TEKO | 148 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3xtechh_hh | +3.00 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | hqx_x | +2.25 | 96 | 58 |
| #3 | Styff | +2.12 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | Dawny (ง’̀-‘́)ง | +1.63 | 89 | 77 |
| #5 | fRancisco | +1.21 | 84 | 64 |





