








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 301 matches | ||
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11840 | 30% |
| Smokes | 14766 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5054 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 8378 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,258,984 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/exodiavilao | 3390 | 0.21 | 75 min |
| #2 | ULTRALORD SINISTER | 1756 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #3 | VINY VILÃO | 1060 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | Dryzio Vilonesco | 1000 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #5 | ㊲ JABUTI | 724 | 0.19 | 18 min |





