








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1184 | 35% |
| Smokes | 820 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 651 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,157 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ezio | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Pr1Mo | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | timpapz | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | kahvi | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | paspas | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paspas | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Lti | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Pr1Mo | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | timpapz | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ezio | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paspas | +1.70 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | kahvi | +1.03 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | JANEZI | +0.70 | 79 | 78 |
| #4 | Pr1Mo | +0.20 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | timpapz | +0.04 | 67 | 71 |





