








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3326 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3474 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1969 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2490 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,650 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paspas | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Lti | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | timpapz | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ★ jOe | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | fAIJAMONN[1]#KMOVTN | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paspas | 251 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | timpapz | 192 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | JANEZI | 163 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | brh1 | 157 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | fAIJAMONN[1]#KMOVTN | 137 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anza | +2.80 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | JANEZI | +2.47 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | ★ jOe | +2.22 | 74 | 79 |
| #4 | paspas | +1.45 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | kahvi | +1.12 | 81 | 65 |





