








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2234 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2841 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,662 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | AndyS | 50% | 32 |
| #10 | Peps1x | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | Hr. YOLO | El Capitan | 46% | 160 |
| #12 | pall3hax | 45% | 199 |
| #13 | PadigS | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thorsen | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | <viper>qlimax | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | pall3hax | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | PadigS | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | AndyS | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPsyc#HertaSpin | 459 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | PadigS | 324 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Thorsen | 283 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Joja | 248 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Hr. YOLO | El Capitan | 199 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coDaZ! | +4.32 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Sp. | +1.80 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | Joja | +1.39 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | xPsyc#HertaSpin | +1.06 | 57 | 65 |
| #5 | Hr. YOLO | El Capitan | +0.01 | 64 | 64 |





