








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1925 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11002 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8557 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10532 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9149 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,967,730 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le poneyyyX | +2.42 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Slack1e | +1.84 | 54 | 38 |
| #3 | BigCalvesSmallBrain | +0.55 | 43 | 59 |
| #4 | PATOUCHEW | +0.25 | 57 | 41 |
| #5 | FROZENNN ♡ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | +0.18 | 29 | 41 |





