








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1092 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2297 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3898 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2603 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2036 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,261,652 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigCalvesSmallBrain | 436 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Le poneyyyX | 268 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | 𝑬𝒌𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒔 | 204 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | duaDe^ | 125 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gabriellito S. | 124 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabriellito S. | +7.24 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | 𝑬𝒌𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒔 | +4.21 | 76 | 42 |
| #3 | Le poneyyyX | +2.95 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | FROZENNN ♡ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | +1.73 | 26 | 40 |
| #5 | Slack1e | +1.47 | 51 | 35 |





