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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12700 | 40% |
| Smokes | 9066 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7270 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2780 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,576 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le poneyyyX | +2.51 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | PATOUCHEW | +1.86 | 69 | 37 |
| #3 | FROZENNN ♡ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | +0.79 | 28 | 40 |
| #4 | Raugue | +0.59 | 28 | 45 |
| #5 | duaDe^ | -0.95 | 29 | 69 |





