








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1796 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1878 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2799 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,044 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | syck | 46% | 26 |
| #8 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | 46% | 124 |
| #9 | DontDropTheSoap | 44% | 34 |
| #10 | spUUkz | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | SkRePy4rD | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | SYlencE | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ✪ Gerdda | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | spUUkz | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ★ xillian | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | 133 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | gen | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Gerdda | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★ xillian | 43 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | SYlencE | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxR | +3.54 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | gen | +1.68 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | ★ xillian | +1.44 | 49 | 65 |
| #4 | ✰J | +1.32 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | +1.22 | 73 | 62 |





