








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2879 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3939 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4151 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1403 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,221,415 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 726 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zylexus | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Spiceunit | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | DjDragon | 57% | 165 |
| #4 | Fozzy | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | Honey | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Cookie Muncher | 41% | 34 |
| #10 | Pruimpje | 40% | 181 |
| #11 | raiiNen- | 39% | 173 |
| #12 | Pointvision | 39% | 153 |
| #13 | tHAtGuY | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | 31 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | raiiNen- | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Pointvision | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | DjDragon | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Fozzy | 8 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjDragon | 398 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Mave | 340 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | raiiNen- | 309 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Pruimpje | 210 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pointvision | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fozzy | +2.74 | 75 | 47 |
| #2 | Honey | +1.86 | 62 | 41 |
| #3 | raiiNen- | +1.25 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Zylexus | +1.18 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Danny | +1.01 | 49 | 61 |





