








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1779 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1779 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2291 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1096 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,027 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | 42% | 226 |
| #2 | Pruimpje | 40% | 176 |
| #3 | Danny | 39% | 173 |
| #4 | Pointvision | 39% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | 42% | 226 |
| #2 | Pruimpje | 40% | 176 |
| #3 | Danny | 39% | 173 |
| #4 | Pointvision | 39% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | 25 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Danny | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Pointvision | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Pruimpje | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | 346 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Danny | 229 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pruimpje | 215 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pointvision | 164 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raiiNen- | +1.75 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Danny | +0.67 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | Mave | -1.48 | 42 | 63 |
| #4 | Pointvision | -1.73 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | Pruimpje | -2.83 | 52 | 49 |





