








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 937 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 920 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 856 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,041 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mutisb | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Jopa | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | kana | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Mäyhä Maso | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | PAHISKLUB FANBOY | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | VILGGU | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | NikDe | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Antonsakke | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Mutisb | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILGGU | 343 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #2 | S | 266 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | jefe | 199 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #4 | pikkue | 92 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | NikDe | 63 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jopa | +3.40 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | Mutisb | +2.42 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | S | +1.46 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | kana | +1.15 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | PAHISKLUB FANBOY | +0.97 | 60 | 61 |





