








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5087 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3908 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3916 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3540 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,681 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mutisb | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | VILGGU | 58% | 69 |
| #3 | vlati | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | pikkue | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | kana | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | vlati | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | pikkue | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | kana | 51% | 71 |
| #6 | jefe | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | NikDe | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kana | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | vlati | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | NikDe | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mutisb | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | jefe | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILGGU | 434 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | kana | 241 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | vlati | 217 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | jefe | 169 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #5 | pikkue | 121 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mutisb | +1.81 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | S | +1.10 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | VILGGU | +0.48 | 55 | 79 |
| #4 | kana | +0.39 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | jefe | -0.47 | 66 | 91 |





