








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 12% |
| Smokes | 979 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2633 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,272 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maanviljelijä Seppo | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | nikk9 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | KK | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | blank. | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | eemJ | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT_Tom | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | manun_cs_tili | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | KK | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | eemJ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | joppe | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikk9 | +3.30 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | eemJ | +2.27 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | ✪ seb | +1.84 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | blank. | +1.33 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | joppe | +1.26 | 42 | 67 |





