








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 227 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5308 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6140 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9945 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 8931 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,507,140 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joppe | 55% | 239 |
| #2 | Maanviljelijä Seppo | 54% | 152 |
| #3 | blank. | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | manun_cs_tili | 50% | 564 |
| #5 | Chillisti | 49% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manun_cs_tili | 52 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | blank. | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Chillisti | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Sam-V | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | joppe | 7 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manun_cs_tili | 1326 | 0.11 | 38 min |
| #2 | joppe | 969 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #3 | blank. | 599 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | Chillisti | 438 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Maanviljelijä Seppo | 347 | 0.11 | 12 min |





