








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3731 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3485 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4576 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3660 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,316,592 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 900 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillisti | 52% | 202 |
| #2 | joppe | 51% | 214 |
| #3 | BOT_Tom | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | manun_cs_tili | 50% | 415 |
| #5 | Jontus | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manun_cs_tili | 34 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | BOT_Tom | 19 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | joppe | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Chillisti | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Sam-V | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manun_cs_tili | 899 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #2 | joppe | 879 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #3 | BOT_Tom | 473 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | Chillisti | 291 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Maanviljelijä Seppo | 273 | 0.12 | 9 min |





