








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 700 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9358 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7049 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 11786 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,997,559 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frafur | 52% | 308 |
| #2 | .#StiRvOo | 50% | 291 |
| #3 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | Sturak™ | 48% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frafur | 52% | 308 |
| #2 | .#StiRvOo | 50% | 291 |
| #3 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | Sturak™ | 48% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frafur | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | .#StiRvOo | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Sturak™ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .#StiRvOo | 675 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | frafur | 445 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | 239 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sturak™ | 82 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sturak™ | +2.63 | 52 | 59 |
| #2 | frafur | +0.75 | 38 | 57 |
| #3 | Chrizzzo0 | -0.78 | 61 | 77 |
| #4 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | -0.84 | 39 | 56 |
| #5 | .#StiRvOo | -1.32 | 32 | 75 |





