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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2316 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3758 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4672 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2752 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,338,815 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frafur | 52% | 115 |
| #2 | Sturak™ | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Chrizzzo0 | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | .#StiRvOo | 47% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frafur | 52% | 115 |
| #2 | Sturak™ | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Chrizzzo0 | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | .#StiRvOo | 47% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrizzzo0 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Sturak™ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | .#StiRvOo | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | frafur | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrizzzo0 | 537 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | .#StiRvOo | 415 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | frafur | 170 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sturak™ | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sturak™ | +2.12 | 51 | 51 |
| #2 | frafur | +1.24 | 39 | 60 |
| #3 | Chrizzzo0 | -0.38 | 63 | 77 |
| #4 | Sweatshirt / Haaalt Stop!. | -0.85 | 42 | 55 |
| #5 | .#StiRvOo | -1.19 | 30 | 75 |





