








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 211 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6187 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4520 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3073 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3883 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,580,564 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glENn | 1726 | 0.25 | 54 min |
| #2 | Jeddan | 445 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | nollzero | 284 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Njakke | 137 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Willy Stroker | 122 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glENn | +1.44 | 90 | 78 |
| #2 | vebb | +1.36 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | Njakke | +0.77 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Jeddan | +0.04 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | phyx | -0.34 | 60 | 66 |





