








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3721 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4225 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2535 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,008 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moxxxi | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | serieskid | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | William Slur | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | LittleJeffIE | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Greninka | 54% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greninka | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ScottishRandall | 9 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | LittleJeffIE | 6 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳 | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Moxxxi | 5 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳 | 263 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | Greninka | 184 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | LittleJeffIE | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | serieskid | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Moxxxi | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScottishRandall | +2.45 | 81 | 24 |
| #2 | LittleJeffIE | +1.50 | 64 | 48 |
| #3 | Greninka | +1.16 | 59 | 37 |
| #4 | Nottytheshark | +0.46 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | Moxxxi | -0.15 | 31 | 51 |





