








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5044 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4534 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,102 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WλLLe | 60% | 86 |
| #2 | prey | 57% | 183 |
| #3 | V3n0mTV | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | SCHNEE | 50% | 183 |
| #5 | Khaleesi ♡ | 47% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | 711 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | prey | 635 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | WλLLe | 361 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | V3n0mTV | 192 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Khaleesi ♡ | 131 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | +2.50 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | prey | +2.46 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | WλLLe | +1.97 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | GERDES | +1.29 | 68 | 77 |
| #5 | SenseiSai☯ | -0.81 | 70 | 49 |





