








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4423 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4880 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3799 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,417,251 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipseN:D | +7.14 | 78 | 79 |
| #2 | WλLLe | +3.24 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | GERDES | +2.93 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | pjötr | +1.75 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | V3n0mTV | -0.91 | 71 | 61 |





