








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 514 | 21% |
| Smokes | 611 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 959 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 315 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,809 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0lid^ | 56 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | εyD٠ Tgsl | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Saint Jerry the Goat Fucker | 26 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | cMoPuTeR PaLyEr | 24 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 19 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0lid^ | +3.81 | 68 | 81 |
| #2 | ⍩ LainerN | +2.81 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | -0.13 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | Teekay | -0.88 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | N1Ko | -1.32 | 76 | 62 |





