








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3601 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2588 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2855 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2372 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,253 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lude | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | thempson | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | Alaskantaikuri | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | MooseRum | 56% | 256 |
| #5 | Juiced | 55% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MooseRum | 56% | 256 |
| #5 | Juiced | 55% | 169 |
| #6 | Suomikettu | 53% | 217 |
| #7 | Oiska | 52% | 172 |
| #8 | NakkiDAI | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suomikettu | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Juiced | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | MooseRum | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Oiska | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooseRum | 1688 | 0.30 | 47 min |
| #2 | Suomikettu | 383 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Juiced | 347 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Oiska | 163 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lude | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sepi | +2.78 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Lude | +0.80 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | MooseRum | +0.41 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | Juiced | -0.63 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | NakkiDAI | -1.02 | 56 | 65 |





