








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3188 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1942 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1687 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,016 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cob | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | CALVUS | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | PRODIGAL | 45% | 33 |
| #10 | bluemwhitew | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | bates | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1ck | 353 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #2 | biscuits | 316 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | RIPMAX | 250 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | PRODIGAL | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | carlton | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1ck | +6.12 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | carlton | +2.92 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | r00 | +2.33 | 86 | 76 |
| #4 | biscuits | +0.58 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | BENN | -0.25 | 83 | 70 |





