








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4765 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3825 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4272 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,454 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carlton | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | ya w0t m8 | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | CALVUS | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | r1ck | 56% | 114 |
| #5 | biscuits | 55% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biscuits | 944 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | r1ck | 591 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #3 | r00 | 466 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #4 | PRODIGAL | 233 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | bates | 219 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1ck | +5.87 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | ya w0t m8 | +4.86 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | r00 | +2.75 | 85 | 76 |
| #4 | carlton | +2.62 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | BENN | +2.47 | 81 | 59 |





