








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1498 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,983 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daphne | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Neuthan | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Niels | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Blue D. | 2 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Frolo | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daphne | 323 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Niels | 158 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | Neuthan | 142 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | aLx | 58 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mat | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mat | +4.51 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | aLx | +3.00 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | Daphne | +1.88 | 62 | 80 |
| #4 | Galtier | +0.84 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Flej | +0.05 | 39 | 55 |





