








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 871 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10432 | 22% |
| Smokes | 14518 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10562 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 11562 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,003,153 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue D. | 48 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Shaggy | 33 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Frolo | 26 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Niels | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Neuthan | 11 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niels | 2074 | 0.24 | 60 min |
| #2 | Neuthan | 1291 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #3 | Blue D. | 947 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #4 | Shaggy | 573 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | DeadPool | 419 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daphne | +1.83 | 63 | 76 |
| #2 | Blue D. | +1.04 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Niels | +0.72 | 66 | 82 |
| #4 | Galtier | +0.45 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Flej | +0.10 | 51 | 52 |





