








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5935 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6739 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4777 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4796 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,827 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIR | 65% | 317 |
| #2 | ShockeM | 62% | 460 |
| #3 | mos | 60% | 210 |
| #4 | drinker of water | 57% | 63 |
| #5 | itstommy | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mos | 60% | 210 |
| #4 | drinker of water | 57% | 63 |
| #5 | itstommy | 55% | 38 |
| #6 | fab :) | 55% | 66 |
| #7 | Blossom | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShockeM | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AIR | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | mos | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | fab :) | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | drinker of water | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShockeM | 1576 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #2 | AIR | 1281 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #3 | mos | 427 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | itstommy | 348 | 0.43 | 10 min |
| #5 | fab :) | 336 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itstommy | +3.13 | 80 | 79 |
| #2 | ShockeM | +2.32 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | AIR | +1.55 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | kobe | +0.55 | 55 | 61 |
| #5 | mos | -0.07 | 72 | 47 |





