








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1557 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2821 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2110 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2417 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,148 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mr.Schwarz | 44% | 63 |
| #6 | Shivago | 44% | 57 |
| #7 | Blubberbernd | 42% | 208 |
| #8 | Gooby | 40% | 42 |
| #9 | Spicy Beef Ramen | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shivago | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | anti | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Mr.Schwarz | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Gooby | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Blubberbernd | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gooby | +1.95 | 77 | 20 |
| #2 | DonTrexoul | +1.54 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Blubberbernd | +1.27 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Shivago | +0.44 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | Leonard Powers | +0.02 | 34 | 56 |





