








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2086 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 479 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8531 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6050 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3892 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,100,239 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ONE7 | 51% | 41 |
| #8 | 変態 | 50% | 224 |
| #9 | Käpt´n Blaubär | 47% | 137 |
| #10 | dao | 46% | 85 |
| #11 | irgendsontyp | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Käpt´n Blaubär | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | 変態 | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | dao | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | phılıpp. | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 変態 | 538 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | liiquit | 456 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #3 | dao | 407 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | Käpt´n Blaubär | 356 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 289 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiinxZ | +2.65 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | +2.61 | 95 | 72 |
| #3 | irgendsontyp | +1.01 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | jmpg v | +0.46 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | C0nFessor | -0.04 | 60 | 69 |





