








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2337 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2598 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1810 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 811 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,610 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clich3 | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | asd | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Skay | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | löncs* | 46% | 149 |
| #5 | ElCsuppen | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | asd | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Skay | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | löncs* | 46% | 149 |
| #5 | ElCsuppen | 41% | 22 |
| #6 | Nibikeeeee | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | löncs* | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Nibikeeeee | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | clich3 | 2 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Skay | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | asd | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | löncs* | 387 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Skay | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ElCsuppen | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | asd | 44 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | clich3 | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawer. | +2.59 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | clich3 | +2.55 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | löncs* | -0.51 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | asd | -2.22 | 45 | 58 |
| #5 | Skay | -2.52 | 45 | 43 |





