








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6115 | 45% |
| Smokes | 3012 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1766 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2574 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,826 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold | 63% | 115 |
| #2 | Rodetskyi | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | Harath | 54% | 83 |
| #4 | Rai | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | jereple | 48% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rai | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | jereple | 48% | 122 |
| #6 | Vattu. | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | FaKe | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | Radical | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rodetskyi | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Arnold | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Rai | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | jereple | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Radical | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jereple | 321 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Arnold | 311 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Rodetskyi | 292 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Harath | 130 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rai | 63 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vattu. | +2.90 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | Rai | +2.29 | 60 | 61 |
| #3 | SAMSSON | +1.83 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | FaKe | +0.99 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | Rodetskyi | +0.35 | 74 | 68 |





