








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1060 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1358 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1085 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,732 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tussu | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | sabetius | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Svantte1 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Rodetskyi | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | SAMSSON | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Svantte1 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Rodetskyi | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | SAMSSON | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | jereple | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | Arnold | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rodetskyi | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Arnold | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAMSSON | 108 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rodetskyi | 69 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | jereple | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Arnold | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | tussu | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tussu | +2.06 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | Svantte1 | +1.53 | 36 | 75 |
| #3 | SAMSSON | +0.96 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | Rodetskyi | +0.57 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | Radical | +0.04 | 71 | 66 |





