








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 933 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8006 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4891 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7863 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4136 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,931,009 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spartakushhh🍻 | 61% | 54 |
| #2 | Stampertje | 54% | 510 |
| #3 | BaWsiN | 51% | 168 |
| #4 | XmOo IzZ NoOBiE | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | Deniev | 50% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | miQ | 47% | 368 |
| #12 | dMkURWA. | 47% | 58 |
| #13 | CaTsCaN^ | 46% | 259 |
| #14 | SoloArTist,, ツ | 44% | 161 |
| #15 | Harry Nutts | 41% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spartakushhh🍻 | +2.76 | 63 | 74 |
| #2 | DEANMACHINE | +2.75 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Stampertje | +1.79 | 50 | 65 |
| #4 | n!v4 | +1.55 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | dMkURWA. | +1.30 | 66 | 65 |





