








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3665 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2881 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4044 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2892 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,550 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkLord | 58% | 140 |
| #2 | Ic∑Ωlator | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Caschi | 53% | 286 |
| #4 | Nex (>'-')> | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | ropsu | 51% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caschi | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | DarkLord | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | StarsCantShine | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Platscher | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ropsu | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caschi | 668 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | DarkLord | 626 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | ropsu | 248 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | CheeseBreeze | 194 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | TimeToMoveOn | 190 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | +1.50 | 67 | 63 |
| #2 | Ic∑Ωlator | +1.47 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | Caschi | +1.46 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | clix | +0.89 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | Nex (>'-')> | -0.31 | 55 | 51 |





