








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 562 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10853 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7257 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5915 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3570 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,166 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KvackiS | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | Smalheten | 53% | 77 |
| #3 | sk!rb | 50% | 217 |
| #4 | painiac | 50% | 212 |
| #5 | Snudorf | 49% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flawsum | 1656 | 0.14 | 45 min |
| #2 | fredso Gaudreau | 947 | 0.11 | 35 min |
| #3 | Snudorf | 936 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #4 | sk!rb | 927 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #5 | painiac | 509 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | painiac | +3.38 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | KvackiS | +2.92 | 87 | 77 |
| #3 | flawsum | +2.36 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | skefN | +0.07 | 45 | 79 |
| #5 | sk!rb | -0.07 | 55 | 78 |





