








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 563 | 14% |
| Smokes | 756 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1505 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1295 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,619 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vice | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | PeeQ | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | KDN | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | xPєcτ | 47% | 109 |
| #5 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPєcτ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Vice | 2 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | PeeQ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggyBag犬袋 | 201 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | PeeQ | 140 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | xPєcτ | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | KDN | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | debban | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDN | +1.50 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | xPєcτ | +0.99 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | PeeQ | +0.82 | 62 | 79 |
| #4 | Vice | +0.77 | 94 | 70 |
| #5 | DoggyBag犬袋 | -0.65 | 46 | 85 |





