








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1401 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1945 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1903 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,118 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleyz | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | PeeQ | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | xip | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Scribble | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Skyz | 52% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | xip | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Scribble | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Skyz | 52% | 165 |
| #6 | xPєcτ | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | viktor_mehl | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyz | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Aleyz | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | xip | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | xPєcτ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyz | 256 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Aleyz | 182 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | xip | 95 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Scribble | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | PeeQ | 39 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleyz | +4.93 | 97 | 65 |
| #2 | Vice | +1.03 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | xip | +0.60 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | PeeQ | +0.59 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | Scribble | -0.61 | 89 | 50 |





