








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13510 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11172 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8575 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9383 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,333 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeeQ | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | KDN | 54% | 112 |
| #3 | xPєcτ | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | b1t5ch | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeeQ | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | KDN | 54% | 112 |
| #3 | xPєcτ | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | b1t5ch | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPєcτ | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | KDN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | PeeQ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | b1t5ch | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeeQ | 265 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | xPєcτ | 143 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | KDN | 125 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | b1t5ch | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeeQ | +1.10 | 63 | 76 |
| #2 | KDN | +1.07 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | xPєcτ | +0.98 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | DoggyBag犬袋 | -0.57 | 45 | 84 |
| #5 | b1t5ch | -2.85 | 37 | 55 |





