








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1505 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2305 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1837 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,689 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -1h | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Insting | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | DENiiAL * MOFOS.com | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Stone | 57% | 60 |
| #5 | furiO_os | 53% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 44% | 77 |
| #12 | XOR.DoT | 43% | 23 |
| #13 | Variel @ Insaiyan | 41% | 27 |
| #14 | Stonii | 39% | 18 |
| #15 | yoshi_deLuxe | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furiO_os | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ClitCommander | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | wikket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | selz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClitCommander | 355 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 161 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mopf | 158 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Stone | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | furiO_os | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnz0 | +3.87 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | -1h | +2.33 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | jaegarN :X ♿ | +1.35 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | DENiiAL * MOFOS.com | +0.90 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | selz | +0.25 | 71 | 46 |





