








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4297 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3364 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3385 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,413 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DENiiAL * MOFOS.com | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | burnz0 | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | furiO_os | 53% | 196 |
| #5 | Insting | 49% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Showtiime | 48% | 128 |
| #7 | B3RGZI3GE | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | selz | 46% | 48 |
| #9 | XOR.DoT | 45% | 33 |
| #10 | ClitCommander | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furiO_os | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Insting | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | burnz0 | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Showtiime | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furiO_os | 304 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Showtiime | 218 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ClitCommander | 182 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Insting | 109 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | jaegarN :X ♿ | 102 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnz0 | +4.32 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | jaegarN :X ♿ | +2.02 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | DENiiAL * MOFOS.com | +1.15 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | furiO_os | +0.46 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | Stone | +0.40 | 64 | 69 |





